This happened to my mom but it was hilarious and the first thing I thought of when I read this thread.
My cousin's little girl (my mom's sister's grandbaby--say that 3 times fast) was about 4 at the time. Several of my family members were sitting out by their pool, including my mom. The kids were swimming but most of the adults were sitting in chairs drinking cocktails and talking. So the little girl goes up to my mom and asks her to get in the pool with her. My mom tells her, "Sweetie I will get in the pool with you as soon as I finish my drink." At that point the little girl leaned in and put her hand on my moms thigh and whispered really loudly, "it's ok Mrs. Dianna, don't feel bad, I have big legs too!" I think I just about died laughing on that one.
The same little girl also was out to eat with her mom and a friend of her mom's who is the same age. All of a sudden she looks up at her moms friend and says, "guess what? My mom is prettier than you!"
LOL you gotta love kids...I have been a nanny for many many years and had 4 years of Elementary Education courses and internships in college too, worked in daycares, etc...I bet I have some other good ones, I'll have to think on it but I think some of the funniest things I've ever heard have come from the mouth of a 3 or 4 year old! |