these are great! I really needed a laugh today.
I remember a year ago standing in line at the gas station an older gentleman taps me on the shoulder and asked me how much I weighed. I definitely wasn't about to be offended because being 20 (at the time), 5'3" and around 87lbs I'd gotten use to comments on my size. I just gave him a little smile and lied saying I was 105lbs. Shortly after turning around and resuming my wait in line he says "D@mn girl, you got some pretty toenails!" By that point I was feeling too awkward to even laugh.
