 I tee-tee'd on Aunt Joanie
I am in sooo much twouble! At weast, I tink I am. Today was Kevin's birthday party and da whole famiwy was hewre. Well, Aunt Joanie was sitting on da flwoor and I was on da couch. Wittle baby Eddie was on da fwoor wid her and he smiled at me. I got soooo excited dat I wagged my butt so hard I tee-tee'd! And, it went on Aunt Joan! Her was not happy! Her said "Tucker" wike her wanted to kill me! Den her got up and stomped out to da kitchen where gwamma was. When her told gwamma "Your dog (she said the D word!) peed on me! I was shakin in my paws, coz gwamma always says how she was neber a dog person until she gots me. I figured I was in weally big twouble. But, do you know what gwamma did? Her waffed out wloud! Her was cwacking up. Finally, eben Aunt Joan waffed too! I tink gwamma saved my wife! I wuv her sooo much! Tucker |