[megooego]

Wow, Ann. You really went to great lengths just to tell me that you don't want me to be mean to you anymore. You created this whole thread, all generic and everything, listing no names, when it is clear that you are begging me to stop the verbal abuse that I have been putting you through.

Oh well, nice try.
We all know that won't be happening anytime soon.

Get over it.
As long as you keep getting older, I will keep making fun of you.

P.S. - I would advise you to quit being so obsessed with me. Young people (like me, of course) really hate it when old geezers (like yourself) get so overly-attached. Just back off.

Love you? duh.