I have some idea what to do but getting a little nervous. I'd better go put long pants on and a sweater on Cooper because the a/c is going to have to be put on freezing to drown out the sound.
I know the CHAT ROOM is usually very quiet (well, always). I was thinking of going in there and hopefully other people could follow so we can try help each other and offer advice tonight.
Maybe like a
YT July 4th Scaredy Dog Pawty 
(or maybe I'm just a total dork)