].....when Edith Jones is on the job!!! Edie waits by the mail slot and yanks the mail from the mailman's hand. Then she proceeds to shred the intruder (the mail). I feel a lot safer knowing Edie is here to protect me from the evil Pottery Barn catalogs.
Here she is on the job with a shredded flyer (in the foreground).
The downside of having such great protection? Your non-junk mail gets shredded too!