And why dues you gots to go to de stinkin' gwommer's so your mommie can gits your pitcher taken wif him. I ditten need no stoopid baff, no bwushin', and not dat scarey blowy fing. Mommie says Sandy Claws brings puppies tweats and toys, what does her fink HER job is?
Twace (who pans to pout dee rest of dee day, and to wook for sumthin' dead to roll on ta smell better)
PS And I aint wearing dat stoopid Sandy hat in dat pitcher ebur. I might jus' bite dat man, ain't 'cided yet
