Oh me too, phone solicitors ", door solicitors, I can't stand them. I have a sign on my door that says, "no solicitors " and it does cut down on salesmen, but anyone who solicits your time is a solicitor in my opinion, and it doesn't stop some people. How about teaching Uni to bark on command and obnoxiously bark the whole time the salesman is talking? Joey does this without any training! Or you could bargain with them like they do at garage sales; tell them you'll pay 5 cents for their product.