[nana911]

I won! I want to thank all the people that graciously donated. All the people that gave their hard work. All the writers, couldn't have done it without the writers. My fellow nominees who are just as deserving as I. All the motherless children out there, all empowered women, all the little people, my director, the academy you like me, you really like me *music starts* my husband who always has my back, and stabs it on a regular basis, my lover who hates his wife *large hook comes out from off stage* and my breasts, I can't forget to thank my breasts... *as I run, stage left*