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Old 06-01-2010, 02:51 AM   #16
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Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom View Post
Let’s say a woman is speeding 20mph over the speed limit. A policeman pulls her over. The policeman has 3 choices:

-- Give her a ticket
-- Give her a ticketed warning
-- Give a verbal warning, and send her on her way

Tell me, which decision is fair?
Cops take on tickets with our own spin

--Take out the ticket book to scare her and ask stupid questions about where she's going in such a hurry - then ask if she knows the correct speed limit (aways answer 10 miles LESS than the posted speed)

THEN : Wait patiently while you sweat as he runs your information and walks slowly back to your car (be polite but ready to cry at a moments notice)

--Pretend to start writing said ticket while looking at her registration and license

--Step back with a stern face and tell her if you see her again going too fast he'll take her to jail

You: Thank cop profusly and drive off exactly the speed limit and keep a good eye out for that cop in the future expecially if it's on a route you travel all the time,

If all else fails - tell the cop you were blow drying your hair out the open window - worked for me !

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