I'm laughing with you! I can just see you cleaning the rug after while the little princess looks down from the couch! Sounds like something mine would do!
One night I was SUPER tired, I let the pups out before going to bed and my Addy was lolly-gagging around in the yard so I told her Addy get your tushie in here!!! I made her hurry and I guess she was playing the whole time instead of pooping. She snuck off into the guest bath and I swear pooped a mean face! I have the pic on my phone (gross, I know) but I died laughing while cleaning up mean face poo!