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Originally Posted by eensor Hi. Dis is Peanut. I wike to tee tee down da heat vent so Mommy doesn't have to cwean up a puddle. Mommy tovered up da heat vent and expects me to go OUTSIDE to tee tee! Can you bewieve it? Its fweezing out dere! Anyway, her caught me in da act of twying to tee tee as cwose to da vent as I could get and her picked me up and said "NO!" and whopped me on my wittle bootie just before her frowed me outside! Down wif Mommy!
Well...here did wuv me and give me a tweat when I came back in cause I tee tee'd outside.......
Wuv, Peanut 
I tee tee'd outside and didn't get no panking! Wuv, Wexy  |
P nut, yous gots so much ta wearn. Don't wor-wee, eyes will help you. Furst you picked a weally sneaky spot. Dat is good, but you neber, eber lets your mommie see you tee tee in da house. Yous got to 'prise her. Den her wouldn't no if yous did it or dat suck up sista. Sar-wee Wexy, eyes jus' gotta cawls it wike eyes sees it. Us boys gots to stick togeffer. And anuffer ding, yous don't weally has to tee tee outside, just 'tend wike it, jus' squats down wike you are going. If her don't do de winky check, you're home fee
If yous needs sum more big boy tips, jus' post and eyes will help you
Twace