I love this thread!
My Sakura is forever eating my hair. I must molt or something because it seems I am always having to pull it from her butt! My little sister has seen me to this and called my puppy a freak.
It doesn't help my hair pretty much touches the back of my knees when unbraided and always, for some reason, all over the floor. It is soon to be cut to about the middle of my back. And she has pooped out so much cotton. She just has to kill all of her toys and her bed. My hands are all chewed up from trying to get the cotton out of her mouth. The first time she pooped out some cotton I didn't know what it was I grabbed a stick and started poking around in the poop thinking it was a worm. But nope it was cotton.
And some family members caught me digging in it too...