Hi. Dis is Peanut. I wike to tee tee down da heat vent so Mommy doesn't have to cwean up a puddle. Mommy tovered up da heat vent and expects me to go OUTSIDE to tee tee! Can you bewieve it? Its fweezing out dere! Anyway, her caught me in da act of twying to tee tee as cwose to da vent as I could get and her picked me up and said "NO!" and whopped me on my wittle bootie just before her frowed me outside! Down wif Mommy!
Well...here did wuv me and give me a tweat when I came back in cause I tee tee'd outside.......
Wuv, Peanut
I tee tee'd outside and didn't get no panking! Wuv, Wexy
