I really enjoyed your venting

but I totally understand your frustration as I'm sure all YT's can relate.Your experience souned like my Easter Sunday so I had to snicker. I have 3 yorkies, a 6lb , 3.5lb and a new 5 month old biewer puppy. I took them for a walk to the beach, set up a chair and relaxed. Then it started. Is the little one a tea cup, are they related, is the little one a baby, why is one black and white, why does the differnt looking one have a tail, why 3, how much did they cost? 
The little one is a tea cup...yup...you say she is 2 years old...she is small, you have a tea cup their. The little tea cup was probably the most money..huh...she cost the most..ya know her being a tea cup in all. Mom!!! come see the tea cup puppy!!! 
(I really wanted to light myself on fire) 
Why does the black & white one have a tail..she is a what???..a biewer..that's not a yorkie...yorkies don't have tails? So she is a biewer and not a yorkie....hmmm never heard of them, she is wierd looking...ooh sorry...didn't mean wierd just differnt with her long body and snout in all.
Will she be a tea cup too?
Uthhhhhh..... this went on for an hour and I was exhasted