I missed last weeks elimination episode but when I heard that Shannen was sent home I was disappointed. How will DWTS have a "Girls Gone Wild" themed week now that she was eliminated
So here is my take on this weeks DWTS ~They were told to tell a story with their dance this week. Boy did they ALL tell a story..........
Evan and Anna were great! He's has a little bit of an ego which was just a little on my nerves in the pre-dance interview but they looked pretty darn good when they took the floor with Anna~who BTW reminds me of a very young Susan Susan Sarandon.
Buzz well I know he is in his own words "An American Hero" just cannot dance

He started the routine carrying a big bag. Either Buzz needs to GO home or GO TO A HOME

I think it should just be a pity vote so that he can get back onto the golf course. The judges gave Buzz and Ashly 3 and 4 and it wasn't a count down for a moon blastoff!
Jake and his partner Chelsey look cute together but I think the Walk Like and Egyptian was a little lame. I give him an 8 for those dimples and a 9 for a cute butt
Neicy and Louis did a pretty good job but I didn't understand their "story" dance. In the preinterview they said they were dancing about an interracial couple but really how do your dance that story? He did swing her around a couple of times and I give her


for those moves. She looks like she is having a great time too!
When Chad dances with Cheryl they look like The Jolly Green Giant and the little Green Sprout. His looked so uncomfortable "trying" to dance it was kind of sad. He's got a nice 6 pack but really I think he needs to pack. One of the judges told him he danced "like a crackhead" so now I know what a crackhead dancing looks like I guess. Probably not this week but I can't imagine he will be around too much longer.
Pammy got a visit from Charo! Oh boy Pam and Charo cooty cooing together on one screen? How would have ever imagine those 2 together
BUSTin out the moves as flamingo dancers. Pam's dress was too long not only for Pam but for the dance too

I just know at some point they aer going to bring a POLE out for Pam and was really hoping that was what Buzz had in his bag. Mark my words there will be a pole!
Aiden and Edyta did pretty good and his little girl is adorable! Loved his supporters on the sidelines
Erin and Marc looked really good together and she was blindfolded for her dance. I'm sure they will stick around for a while.
Then came TRAINWRECK Kate! She is a WHINER and a total beast! Once again my husband did commentary on her moves or lack of...........He is not convinced that the reason that her eyes are crossed is because of giving birth to 8 kids. She is just a mess!!! I read on US that she stopped in the middle of training to get a 90 minute mani/pedi. Those nails looked like something a hooker would be sporting not a mom to 8. Her crossed eyes were highlighted with a paintroller full of makeup and the hair

AND she hasn't even made it onto the dance floor yet---that was just the rehearsal! She cried again this week and I cried as hubby yelled at the TV~again. She is stiff as a board, full of herself, and she can't crack a smile to save her life! If she stays for another week I am going for a mani to have one giant pointy fingernail to use to poke out my eyes!
Nicole and Derek were GREAT! I can't imagine that they will not be this season's winners. You know now that I am thinking about it I want to see Nicole and Pammy in a POLE OFF the Pussycat and the Cougar
now that would be some interesting competition!