I was followng this post earlier and then Cindy told me about it too - so just had to get on and tell you between my post and this one - the day has started off so well. I love a good laugh! And... it is so dangerous now - I am older and a woman and can't afford to laugh too hard - or I will pess my pants. Can't help it now. I love the Navy call one! First time I heard that one. OMG - what a good laugh this morning! Thank you!!