One Sunday in church after the minister said a prayer and the congregation said amen, my 1 year old son piped up and loudly said M&M. I think he thought that's what everyone said. Everyone in church was laughing.
I had another son that couldn't pronounce a g if it was the first letter of a word till he was probably 7 or 8 years old. One day a neighbor came over to look at a pony we had and I invited her in for iced tea. While we were sitting at the table talking, my son came in, took one look at the really large glass she had and said "what a fat @ss". She jumped up, told me to teach my son some manners and left. I tried very hard to tell her he meant the glass, but she bolted out side so fast. |