These are hilarious!
My embarassing story about Nala is that EVERY time we go to the dog park she rolls on her back, legs spread wide open, like a little doggie park hoochie! She spends more time on her back than running around
Bandit was going to my nextdoor neighbors to be babysat, he walks in, runs into their laundry room, rolls around their dirty clothes pile and comes out with dirty undies in his mouth
He does that here all the time, but it's just me and DH who see, so who ever thought we'd have to teach him "don't eat other peoples underwear!?"
Also, we were at kickball, and my friend has a beautiful german shepard and he took one wiff of Bandit, lifted his leg, and peed all over him (this is when Bandit was still a puppy, and less assertive). It was hilarious and disgusting!!!