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Originally Posted by capt_noonie  Resuscitate drowning victims? LOL!!!
Did anyone catch this?: "One of the earliest reports of resuscitation by rectally applied tobacco smoke dates from 1746, when a seemingly drowned woman is reported as being successfully revived after, on the advice of a passing sailor, the stem of the sailor's pipe was inserted into her rectum and air was blown into the pipe's bowl through a piece of perforated paper."
The SAILOR said to stick his pipe up the nice lady's butt and blow in it. Oh, ok, let's try that! |
LOL. "Oh no, she's drowning... pull her out of the water and blow some smoke in her rear!!"
Seriously, what were they thinking?