[miabellaamoure]

Did ya happen to catch a glimpse of a "chicken toenail" crumb...in his beard? If so...Teddyboy...there's gonna be a couple things missing from your package and blame it that darn Osama...

I have really been thinking nice positive vibes for dear Mr. Osama on his route today and that he'd be extra happy when he grumbles at the sight of that big box and then jumps for joy when he realizes just how light 8 lbs really is...and then puts the d@mn package down on Teddy's porch for cryin' out loud...okay...breathe deeply...there, back to nice sweet thoughts for Mr. Osama the most dedicated Mail person out there on the streets of Providence today...