Just because the USPS system reports that Teddy's (

's) box is out for delivery doesnt mean Osama will actually do his job. When I drove by this morning and saw him, he was sitting in his truck munching on what appeared to be a chicken foot

. When I stopped to find out about the box, he became very flustered and looked at me like this:

I'm not sure if we will see the box today, but if we do, I am almost 100% certain that we will not see those chicken feet.