You forgot the part about how we were coming up with conspiracy theories on the box's whereabouts.
Here were some theories:
1. My mail man, Osama, who has a grudge against USPS was holding the box hostage
2. Lisa's dehydrated chicken feet, apparently placed in the box by Bella especially for Teddy, were causing the PETA patrol at USPS to restrain the box.
3. The people in springfield was lazy and kept taking breaks before loading Teddy's box from "the dock" to Osama's delivery vehicle.
5. Deckland himself took the box, and was involved with Osama in holding it in hopes of receiving a couple of virgins in exchange.
These theories emerged in only one business day. Had Deckland not mentioned the dock or the post office inner workings, we could have certainly come up with many more theories.
The moral of the story is that it all comes down to the size of the box, and Teddy's was just too big.
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