What we hoomans have to realize is--it is hard for them to TRAIN their hoomans. It is totally our fault if we are not trained...LOL I can just hear a bunch of Yorkies discussing how hard it is to train their moms and dads..
"Yea, I have read all the books and tried everything and he/she still doesn't have it down..can you imagine? I mean, I take them outside and we stay for a FEW minutes and then they come inside and make me poo/pee in the house. What is it with these hoomans? Now, we are going away for Xmas and I am so concerned that they will not know when it is time to potty and cause an accident in the house. Man, will granny be mad!" lol
Seriously, BELLY BANDS, BELLY BANDS, BELLY BANDS! And sanitary pads. I have to laugh at this. I have long been thru menopause (who named that period in WOmen's lives as MENopause?) but my son saw a pack of pads in my car. He laughed his arse off when I told him they were for my MALE Yorkies. Do I think he believed me? Not on your life.Was he smart enough to keep his mouth shut? You bet!! Put belly bands on him during the holiday so YOU can have a nice visit. THEN, hide them when mom is responsible for him while you are honeymooning.. |