HAHA this thread is too cute!
Some things Oliver would say:
Thanks, mommy, for saving me from that puppymill. However, my foster family was rich AND they had a puppy. I would have liked to have stayed there a little while longer!
Dog? Dog??? WHERE? Where is the dog? I must find him!!! I smell him, he was here, you TOUCHED him, where's the DOGGGGG!?
(First thing in the morning) Is it time to get up already?? I was really comfy. You suck for waking me up this early.
Why don't you EVER let me eat the kleenex? I spend 10 whole minutes creeping up to the box without you noticing, and you NEVER let me eat it! You're so mean!
Ball? BALL? You said ball! I love my ball! PLEASE throw my ball for me!!! Kick it, c'mon mom, you know you want to! Do it again! NOW! Come on mom you move soooo slowly.. run like me! Run and get the ball! BALL!!!! Yay I love my ball!!!!
Mommy, I love you, but I'd really like a dog to hang with. (we're working on that).
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