Oh, you're leaving and I can't come? I think I'll go poop in the kitchen!
I'm a baby, I get what I want now give me whatever you're eating!!
5:30am----I want to smell your stink breathe momma, OH! And I have to pee!
You're HOME! You're HOME! Now chase me all over the house till you have a heart attack and have to reapply your deodorant!!
Give me my bully or I'll chew on the corners of the wall Momma! Your choice!
GIMME RAW GIMME RAW GIMME RAW!!!!!!!!
Bedtime...I'm gonna sleep right in between you and daddy so you can't have any action and I continue to be the center of your worlds, now rub my belly!!!!!
I'm a baby and my mommy and daddy looooooooooove me!!!