Herro brother and sister furbutts,
mommy hasn't been on in a long time because she is always so busy, and a week ago she got me spayed. HMP. so now i am at home and sitting on the couch with this plastic thing on my head and all i want to do is scratch my neck but i can't because of the dumb plastic thing. she took me first thing in the morning and i knew it was bad because i smelled the familiar pee pee (that was not mine!), at the doctor's office. then she LEFT ME THERE! with the strange people and they gave me all these weird medicines and next thing i know when i wake up, i got a stupid cone on my head and my belly hurts. to show my appreciation to mommy, i left her presents ALL OVER her room when she went out to buy food and supplies for me.
she was not pleased...at all. kind of mad actually. her eyes got all big and wide and she gave me that weird ugly look. but i sat there! next to my presents! and defended myself, didn't even shake like i normally do because i was proud of my presents! she didn't even punish me. i think it was because she felt bad for me. HAH.
and then...when she went to work, i rubbed and rubbed myself all over the floor to get the dumb plastic thing off and finally i DID! success! i got to my belly and tried to get that annoying itchyness and after some licking i felt better. oh, but when mommy came home...her eyes got all big again and she put me in my crate and took me back to the dumb doctor's office again!! and they did the same thing again! and gave me an even tighter plastic thing on my head. HMMMMPPPP. i tried to get it off again, but let me tell you guys, don't do it! it is not worth it to go back to the pee pee place again.
i just wanted to vent my frustrations because i know some of you guys understand what i'm going through. it's the worst thing ever! mommy is a nazi..she won't even let me jump up and down like i used ( and i can!!). she always picks me up.
yesterday she gave me that cold yucky antibiotic and shot it into my mouth. my tummy didn't like it so i threw it all up all over her bed and got her worried sick. so mommies out there, can you tell her that i'm okay? i feel much better after throwing up and all i want to eat is some boiled chicken and rice.
and maybe some treats, but i don't think i can pull that off.
oh no! i gotta go. she's coming at me with a cotton stick thing covered with some jelly to put on my tummy. EWWW.
BYEEE.