[tammy8833]

Originally Posted by celstu1

Noooo I don't where she can get a micro mini pot bellied pig or anything, but there was a person advertising what sounded like a delightful pet on CL earlier this week... mabye they will change their mind after reading this description and want a cute little capuchin monkey instead!

Full size mature free pet capuchin monkey with a hard knock past. Muscular and firm, he trained to lend a helping hand to those in need but thrashes the paralyzed. Repeat offender. Can be dressed up human like in 18 month old baby clothes. Advanced being. Monkey is a runaway. Never experimented on. Wants to fit in but doesn't speak the language. Sometimes wants to breed with other monkeys and shows his strength often. Monkey will help you with your garden and is growing a ball sack. No meds yet. Has hand like feet and that wild eye animal look. Diapers necessary. Remains agile when caged. He's the free pet that ain't never seen a vet. One time free forever rehoming fee. Still legal to own in many states. Finest child replacement for your donation. "

HA HA HA thats funny