I guess we've all had those moments.
When Kaji and I still lived in Irvine, I had a partime in the afternoon. He knew when it was time to go to work and an hour before he would do his "mommy please don't go" routine. It usually was just him wanting to be held and be by my side. He would put his little paws on my legs and whine.
Well, on one day he did his mommy don't go routine and when he saw that didn't work, he stood right on my leg and peed. He danced for a second. Of course I put him in his pen, changed and left. When I got home the first thing I do is take him outside. I was getting him ready when my roomie's dog came into my room and ran under my bed. It wouldn't be a problem but I'm allergic to her. She was rubbing her dander and hair all over and stirring all the dust from under the bed. So I'm having a sneezing fit, and I turn my focus from Kaji to the other dog trying to get her out of my room. Kaji didn't like this at all and when the other dog was out of my room I turned my focus to him again and he stood with his two front legs on my leg and peed again. He marked me and I swear he smiled!! I was so mad, but I just picked him up, marched outside put him right in the grass and said "PEE PEE HERE!!!" I didn't let him move from that spot till he did. Of course, now he's scared and when he's scared that he made a mistake he doesn't pee. So we stood there in the cold for a very long time.
He pouted the rest of the night like I was the meanest mommy in the world.
