I iz shy cuz I juz had surgery laz week and my docture thought I haz been naughty wif a boy.  He fought I waz preggers

 Azz it turnz out, I juz has a  confection!  Or did he sayz imperfection or affection?  I no doez no, but I all better now. I fink I be ready for danzin wif my new boy any dayz now.  I been workin on the Mo Cha Cha danz.   Oh anotter clue.... he ain't in Canada!