 Death of Poky the Monkey
Poky the Monkey residence of 1 Blue Toy Box, age 2 months passed away on Wednesday, November 16, 2005. Poky was found on Wednesday
afternoon in the hallway severally mauled and shredded by unknown aslant. Poky was quickly rushed to the bedroom where emergency sewing was
performed. At 12:35 Poky was pronounced UNFIXABLE. Authorities are still
investigating 3 prime suspects.
Poky the 25 cents yard sale find was a well loved by several of
the member of the household. Dragged, thrown, and chewed Poky
surviving countless of sewing and even a stuffing transplant. Despite
Poky's hardship, Poky always had a smile of its face.
A graveside service will take place this evening in the residential kitchen where Poky will be laid to rest in the local Rubbermaid bin. Poky is survived by Abu the Elephant, Mr. Squeaky Squid, and
Fussy Bear.
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