Let's see...
"where do the batteries go?"
when we went hiking with Lace... Who has the engery of a puppy...
hiker- "how old is your yorkie?"
Me- "9"
Hiker- " she is small for 9 weeks"
me- " she is 9 years old"

( this hiker was carrying her dog up... Who was a good 30-40 pounds as Lace the 5 pound yorkie and I ran up!)