LOL I KNEW you guys would have the best answers !! lol -
you are so funny - After reading your responses I am so NOT mad now
but I do belive in teaching lessons.....
I'm leaning towards an Alarm that squirts waterproof HOT PINK INK all over him.... With A slight electric shock ....all the while... a Siren will be blasting loud enough that people in Louisanna will hear it - Think that would do the trick ?
Oh and a big cage Crashes down Trapping him with MY HOSE in his hand. (remember I said MY hose...not
his hose in his hand...cause that would be a different charge all together if the cops came)
Ooooops...I DID NOT Say that !!! hehe