Maybe the funniest comment was when we took our first Yorkie to San Francisco on a business trip. When I took him for an urban hike, the doorman opened the door for us and asked me, "...And how is the Little Master, today Sir?" I had to crack up, being treated like a rich man walking his pampered pet...
The Pipster and I had a good walking tour of the city that day. He made it most of the way of Lombard St before I had to pick him up. We also toured the wharfs. Lucky for me he only weighed in at 5 lbs and loved to hop rides on my forearm. When the right got tired I'd switch to the left, he was ambidextrous!