it's funny - well, not really - but, there's this horrid lady at our park. She screeched at me one day for 
eating M&Ms. I was just finishing up the bag, not doling them out to dogs!! Then, 2 seconds later, said women begins smoking, then proceeds to toss the butt on the ground! My God - what a loving hypocrite!! She's the type to cross the entire park to tell someone, "your dog just s--t on the ground. Here's a baggie". And, hands them a bag. She's a lunatic for sure, but I always get a kick out of her, umm, antics