[Samiebaby]

Well, I've been not so well lately. A lot of random bad things keep happening to me, including financial issues. Last night my long-term boyfriend broke up with me because he can't be there for me... and when i'm h appy again, we can get back together. Yeah, I think it's crap too.. and i've been an abosolute mess. Anyway, my cousin sent me this joke this morning, and I know it's not the funniest, but it made me smile:

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can''t find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can''t hear. So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.") She replies by pointing to her eye , grabbing her left breast, slaps her ass, then rubs her crotch. The man is confused and runs upstairs.
"What? What was that?"

"Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."

heh heh.