My name is Sapphire. Sometimes Mommie calls me Sapphire Butt. She says cause I have a cute butt! Today is my #3 Birfday! I been a very good girl and I can run very, very fast. Mommie cannot catch me sometimes when I run past her but I just turn around and come back. I just wanna show her I can do it! Anyways, it's my birfday today. Happy Birfday to me! Yeah! Oh and Auntie Natalie, if you see this, Thank you for sending me here to my Mommie, cause she loves me so, so much and I love her too! I am very happy and my new brother and sister hate me cause I get all Mommie's attention all the time! No I'm just fooling, they like me okay. I really really like Grandma's dog, Bear. He's a Sheltie and I run under him all the time to feel his long hair on me. Then I shake my butt at him and run away! Mommie had to make the doggy doors real tiny so just us three could fit through them, but Bear squishes hisself through but he can't no more! Mommie says she's gonna take me hunting one day, cause I point whenever I see a squirrel. She says I would be an excellent hunting dog! Oh yeah and my Daddy thinks I'm just Beautiful! I think he's beautiful too! I sneak up when he's asleep and give him kisses till he wakes up then I run away! But I come back as soon as he closes his eyes! Anyways, did I tell you it's my birfday! Yea, # 3 (years). I hope I get to eat cake tonight and my mommie ordered my presents online and she says they may not be here in time but then I can have another birfday later when they come! I help Mommie with the grocery bags. She says I bodyslammed the bread last time, and I'm the fastest looking in all the bags. And I'm taking up cooking. I sit at Mommie's feet well almost on her feet while she does something at the big box. It usually smells good, 'cept for when she says she burns stuff and that I made her do it. (cause she's ditzy and keeps stopping to play with me instead of doin her job!) Did I tell you it's my birfday? Yea, # 3. Gotta go. But I'll come back later...
la, la, la, la, la Happy Birfday to me! la la la.