Hewwo, dis is Maddox. I fownd a yummy new chew in my mommy's cwoset dis weekend - mommy's shews!!
I just had to tell awl my fwiends about dese gweat chews. Mommy keeps dem awl locked away in her cwoset, but I dragged my fabowits out fwom they spots and piled dem up so dat when mommy opens de cwoset door I can just wun in and gwab one. I's so fast dat I can get in and out 'fore she eber sees me!
Don't bodder wit de wubber & pwastic shews - dey don't taste berry good and dey chew up weal fast.
You wanna be shur and get de gud wedder shews to chew on. Dat wedder is yuuuuummmy and you cans chew for a wong time.
I is helping my mommy whens I chew on her shews coz den I's not chewing on my buwwy stik. Mommy sez my buwwy stiks are berry 'spensive so I know I is sabing mommy wots of money. I is such a good boy.
Does you hab any fabowit chews?
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