This is cracking me up...
Well, little Zo was quite surprised...amazed even...to have me probing her delicate RosebudGoodieWho-Ha. She looked on with deep concern as I moved it from side to side...
Well. I am proud to announce her most excellent part is schmutz-free!


Seriously, I remember my Yorkie, Phoebe, used to get that guck and I simply paid extra attention to that area during her bath. Phoebe had quite an oily coat...I think that had something to do with it in her case.
Zoey's skin is closer to dry and dirt apparently doesn't stick there. In fact, she can easily go for a month or more without a bath. As long as I brush her well, she never looks dirty (except that I need to wash her face). Even now when she's been frolicking in all kinds of fallen leaves and whatall. The more she can romp in all that stuff, the happier she is.