To all non-pet owners who visit and wish to complain about our dogs.
1 - Remember - They live here. You don't.
2 - If you object to their hairs on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3 - I like my pets better than I like most people.
4 - To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs are better than children for many reasons, including:-
1 -They eat less.
2 - They don't keep asking for money.
3 - They are easier to train.
4 - They usually come when called
5 - They never ask to drive the car.
6 - They don't hang around with drug-users.
7 - They don't smoke, or drink intoxicants.
8 - They don't want to wear your clothes.
9 - They don't demand to wear the latest fashions.
10 - They don't need vast sums of money for college.
11 - If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
Meggie