Joan Rivers had one of the funniest stories I have heard about Spike and his "lover".. Seems he had fallen totally and completely in love with a ............pink slipper. Her name? Lolita. She had to be hidden when company came because Spike would find her and have his way with her right in front of everyone. She wrote of one of the times when Lolita was not hidden well and Spike and LOL proceded to have a sex orgy during the dinner hour.. |