[kjc]

Okay, I'm back... This is what I have to put up with when Hubby comes home from work (she thinks he's a Big Dog: goes gaga and absolutely limp in his arms and drools!)(I'm almost jealous!):





Her new Trick: The old trick is that she recycles. Will empty recycle paper/cardboard container and basically shreds every piece! Plastic soda pop bottles she will try to get from under my foot as I smash them and runs away to chew them up. New Trick: If she is denied access to in-house recyclables... when she goes out to potty she steals the curved section off of the gutter downspout and runs all over the yard with it and tries to bring it in the house, but it won't fit through the doggy door! Ha! I pray to God she leaves the vinyl siding alone!

PS: The cat/toilet thing happened to me about 2 weeks ago. Happy to report we are both still alive and no children were punished...