[Snow Yorkies]

This was emailed to me and I thought I would share it with everyone that likes to laugh... No offense to our men here at YT, just thought they were cute.


For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".

Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied.

"What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"

The woman says, "I'll miss you....."

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It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of

the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.

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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor __________________________________________________ ____

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh!

Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger than him...Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

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A PRAYER....

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And

Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.