I rescued Molly when she was 2 years old. She weighs 15lbs, so could be either a big yorkie, or maybe even a silky. Under your rules, i will therefore own up to being a dimwit for not knowing!
However, i consider myself a loving, caring, compassionate dimwit.
I really don't care what breed or mix of breed Molly is, and i love her whatever...just as she appears to love me, however much of a dimwit i am!
Also, unlike you, I would never knowingly go out of my way to be rude and offensive to people I hardly know.