AAHH! Suz! That reminds me of what happened on Halloween! My husband and I went with 2 other couples downtown to go to the haunted houses. We were walking down the street and saw a live model in the window of Hustler dancing in her underwear. We had a couple drinks and I told my husband John that it would be HILARIOUS if he danced infront of the window with her.
The six of us ran across the street and my husband walked up to the dancer in the window and started to sway from side to side like her. Then he "dropped it like it's hot," turned around and put his butt in the air. Then he started to take off his shirt. You can't imagine the look on that girl's face seeing his beer belly. The girl was laughing so hard she stopped dancing. It's so funny what I can get my husband to do when he's drunk. We were laughing so hard my face hurt!