Diva is spoiled with a capital 'S'.
1.) She demands to eat whatever you are eating. If it's good for human's it's good for Diva (after all she's human too!). When told "no" she pouts for hours refusing to cuddle.
2.) After a bath, Diva must be wrapped in a towel warmed in the dryer and then told over and over again how pretty she is. Then after grooming she does what we call the pageant walk, prissing aound with her fur flowing around her while all humans exclaim how beautiful she is.
3.) Diva hates to get her feet wet. If it's raining she will stop at the door and look up at me as if to say " um, are you crazy" and turn around and priss back inside.
4.) She tattles on the cat all the time. She tells me: if the cat jumps on the counter, if the cat was mean to her, if the cat is on a bed (because of course all beds belong to Diva), if the cat shredded paper towels, etc, etc. Apparently the cat is a disgusting animal and Diva has very little tolerance for her. LOL She will come to me and bark like crazy and lead me straight to whatever crime the cat has committed. I am then required to fuss at the cat while Diva sits there beside me looking so proud of herself.
5.) If we are riding in the car the kids do not have to argue about who gets to ride in the front seat if Diva is with us. I swear she gets in the front passenger seat and refuses to move. It's so funny. My oldest daughter will try to move her while Diva just digs her nails into the seat and holds on for dear life. Shelby will finally say "fine Diva!! Have the front seat!!" and Diva will shake out her fur and give me the cutest "I won" look. |