Mommy had no idea I had this in me. I go potty on the training pads. I eat the food she gives me. I was the perfect little princess. She took me to dog parks and montlhy yorkie meet-ups with playdates. She told me that I was the love of her life and her longest relationship. There was no mention of anyone else joining us EVER. So...just to share a new trick...I pulled all the rubber stoppers off all the door stopper, then I make that annoying spring "Boinnnnngggg" noise just for good measure when she tries to watch TV. And I like to shove my toys between the couch cushions to have an excuse to dig a hole in her couch to match the carpet. I should have been an interior decorater...and soon Mommy will learn she should have stayed single!
