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Originally Posted by kjc Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Don't you know? It's not about you. It's about Jillie. She's a girl. She deserves to wear PINK! (or salmon, if you prefer!) Is it because you're a man? Do you really think that people (I'm guessing guys) are going to think differently of you whether you're walking Jillie, walking Jillie in a green parka or walking Jillie in a pink parka? The fact that you walk Jillie proves you have conquered MWOAWSFDALI Phobia. Now you must conquer MWOAWSFDIPCALI Phobia. MWOAWSFDALI - Men Who Own And Walk Small Female Dogs And Love It MWOAWSFDIPCALI - Men Who Own And Walk Small Female Dogs In Pink Clothes And Love It Nice Photos...Very pretty model... |
LOL, you're KILLING me. I read your post on my phone and got so discombobulated by the logic that, not only was I unable to reply, it RUINED the rest of my evening! Am I a bad dad? Am I a GIRLAPHOBE?
I decided to leave the answer to fate. I was watching our hockey team play Stockton, Calif., on TV while at a local bar. Since Stockton's jerseys were pink as a fundraiser for breast-cancer research, I decided that if our team won, I'm right to shun pink. If Stockton won, I would buy Jillie a new pink wardrobe.
Well, it was touch and go for a while. We blew 3-0 and 4-1 leads and went in to overtime tied 4-4. There was no scoring in overtime, so we went to a shootout. I was nervous, not just for our team but at the thought of having to dress Jillie in PINK.
Fortunately, the Aces, otherwise known as the team in blue, came through in the shootout and won the game.
So there's your answer, straight from the gods of fate themselves.
Besides, dogs are colorblind. Only girls dress their girls in pink.