I hate when my mom goes to work. What's work good for anyway? Doesn't she know she can stay and chase me in the park?
I stopped being naughty when she leaves and I let her go to her work. But as soon as she comes home SHE IS MINE ALL MINE!!! I get so mad when she gives the other dog attention. Gypsy who? She isn't even as cute as me!!! So guess what I did. I pee-peed all over her knee. That'll teach her that she is mine.
It's ok though, I'll just bark in my sleep later, mommy always thinks that's cute.
Keep up with all the ideas guys, I'm taking mental notes so I can use them later.
