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Old 11-04-2009, 10:50 PM   #23
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Mommy says that I've gotten everybuddy 'fused again.

I was talkin' about MY jammies...not that Mommy has bought any! You see, Mommy bought those jammies for me before I even left my birth mother and I've lived here with Mommy a long, long time (well, 6 months actually, but when I've chewed paper up all over the place, Mommy says it seems like I've been here a really long time!) Anyway, all these months Mommy had these jammies with cherries and I finally wore them and she was happy.

Mommy says she'd x-plane it like this...

She found the most perfectest thing ever for my buddy and that's why she said it was the cherry on top. She said I 'fused everybody 'cause I told it litter-a-lee. (Can't figure out why a litter is involved but maybe that's another story yet to come.)

Anyway, Mommy says that if I'm going to take the 'spon-si-bill-i-tee of giving the clues, I have to tell it like it is and not 'fuse everybuddy. This giving hints and clues is not easy for a little girl like me.

Sooooo...I asked my Mommy what should I say and here's what she said to me... (Well, first she had to sing some crazy song about whatever will be, will be.)

My Mommy says that I could give a fact that could be tested and proven if I wanted to keep everybuddy from getting the wrong idea. Then I had a great thought...I asked Mommy what she would say if she was talking to you!

You gotta 'member that my Mommy is a 'tired math teacher. She's been 'tired for a few years now but sometimes she still thinks about math.

Here's what she said to me:

"Taffy (that's my name you know), I think you could tell them that the person who signed up your buddy does not have a prime numbered post in the sign-up thread."



Now...what do you do when Mommy says something like that? I'm going to bed 'cause I don't do math...arf, arf!
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